Monday, April 26, 2010

NOMIS - for oral use only

This is my newest project: NOMIS, the "no mistakes" pill. For oral use only: take one with plenty of water and stay mistake-free for 24 hours.

The effects on personal freedom are not yet predictable. Mixing with other (light) drugs, including alcohol, is also unpredictable. We recommend avoiding these occurrences.
NOMIS inhibits personal choices such as euthanasia or non-reproduction oriented sex. It also inhibits childhood, so be sure to keep it away from children.

Be aware-the pill doesn't teach you how to do the right thing - it just insures a mistake-free existence. It will not point out what you are doing right and it will not make it obvious to you what mistakes you have avoided at the end of each 24h.
Be careful - to insure continuity, a new NOMIS pill has to be taken BEFORE the 24h of the previous dose have elapsed. Even a single one second gap might allow for very big mistakes, and will not be protected by NOMIS. Furthermore, taking NOMIS after the mistake is made might aggravate issues.

NOMIS does not prevent accidents inflicted by others on you. For example, in case of travel accidents like plane crashes, taking NOMIS will not guarantee your safety.

NOMIS is not recommended for schizophrenics or double-personalities, as it might lead to increased intake. Increased intake doesn't have side effects, but abuse is not recommended, as it might lead to sanctification. But only after death. And the death of a saint is eventually a mistake, so you might be transforming NOMIS into a life elixir. Not into a youth elixir, though - getting old is not a mistake.

Finally, NOMIS is conservative: in case of doubt, the mechanism will choose for inhibiting a potential mistake. Therefore, large-scale use might lead to a decrease in marriages and an accelerated decrease of natality, as well as mortality. In the worst-case scenario, for global use, we will see, within 20 to 30 years, a large aging population of very old, wise people, with large numbers of potential sanctifications.

I still have to figure out if NOMIS is to be administered freely, with loose consumption regulation, or by prescription only. I will think of that tomorrow, on a new fresh dose of NOMIS.

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