Hello everybody!
Today is a great day! We start a new club for rejected people: "Sleeping Together - the Other Way". We would have called it "the Wrong Way", but we were afraid that some of our more religious leaders will not appreciate the joke.
You can join us any time you want - if you tell us how your passion night ended up with a candid "No" because the other(s) involved liked you too much. We grade your membership depending on how much clothes you still had on at the time of the happening: "Regular" - all underwear still on, "Premium" - socks/stockings and/or boxers/panties still on, and "VIP" - completely naked.
We're providing discounted cab rides from the "Take Me Home" company, with free vodka and chocolate icecream included in the price. Sleeping pills are prohibited - you will abuse them while replaying in your mind, over and over, the scene when "NO" became clearly obvious.
We provide next day/next week care - with self-confidence boosting seminars, napkings, comfort foods, and, for extreme cases, a well-chosen partner that doesn't know "NO".
More announcements to come on our opening gala! Please join us if you feel like crying, complaining, shouting, screaming ... or just too sad to do any of the above.
Love and kisses!
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